Write wacky blogs like why you were dumb to major in Literature or some obscure discipline in the Humanities. Market your creative juices.
Have you ever eaten anything that you once saw alive?
My plan was to make that brown hen a pet. She ended up on our dining table two days later.
What creeps you out the most about clowns?
The never-ending grin which makes their eyes look like they're saying, "I'm going to get you." It's probably just paranoia so don't believe what you just read.
Tell us your best or favorite garage sale or flea market find.
A fairy figurine which will adorn a birthday cake scheduled to be eaten at a later time.
Who should get slapped on the wrist today?
JC for not vanishing into oblivion yet.
What do you need to accomplish this week?
Get seriously cracking with how to make up for the pay slash that blew my head off last week.
What's you best tip for online shopping?
Pass. I browse and browse but never really purchase anything.
This was pretty random. Can you tell us something really random to end this week's meme with? Shriveled banana, rise from the dead!